IMPORTANT Liquid Foundation TRICK

If you're like me and can't afford the absolute latest and best, lightest, smoothest liquid foundation around but still have to wear it occasionally because you've got the complexion of an 8th grader in the throes of puberty... Have I got a trick for you!

It's simple and awesome and long lasting, it looks much more natural than anything else I've tried, and it's just all around fantastic! I can't believe I've never heard of this trick before! It only takes an additional 5 seconds or so, and it will save you money and make your foundation last TWICE as long!

SERIOUSLY, stay tuned because this trick is out of this world!

See for yourself, after the jump!

Nail Polish WORLD CHAMPION

Good evening, brokeass bitches! <3 I've been away a while, and I see that you were worried, but I've been fine! Just busy is all! Work has been nuts, the house is ever in need of repair, and I just really hadn't been shopping or experimenting or doing anything interesting (or even anything that requires my war paint!) until very recently. Hmm, maybe it's the seasons...

Actually, that's not entirely true; I did go to our local renaissance faire here in the Austin area, Sherwood Forest. I've been a huge renn faire nerd for a very long time, so perhaps I'll do a post about them - and getting all dorked up for cheap - soon; how does that sound? For now, let's get down to the business at hand...


I have made a firm decision on what is the absolute best cheap nail polish on the planet. And the winner issss...

(I betchall didn't even know there was a contest, didja?!)

...going to be revealed after the jump, suckerrrrs!

New Favorite eBay Shop!

What's cluckin cheap chic-ens?? (Wow that's bad. I'm sorry. You don't deserve that.)

Remember my favorite eBay shop, Ola Mari Clothing? Well, guess what?! I've found another absolutely fantastic eBay shop, one that out-OlaMari's Ola Mari!! I'll tell you all about it after the jump... because I like making you clickenze jump. I don't even know why.