CORSET DEAL SALE!!

Corset Deal is having a 50% off sale Monday as well. <-- CLICKENZE LINK!

Now, I've written off Corset Deal, but my silent useless protest if over prices and not any other grievance. They USED to be absolutely amazing. They sold (and still do sell, mind you) PROPER corsets - steel-boned, high-quality, corsets made of durable yet beautiful fabric - at astoundingly low prices. These are NOT fashion corsets just for show. I'm talking a serious reinforced satin underbust waist cincher WITH a cute little matching skirt for FIFTEEN DOLLARS. Or a gorgeous, sturdy brocade corset with solid metal hardware for THIRTY BUCKS. Or a real leather overbust with stunning detail (and that cute matching skirt, too) for less than 100 bucks. This was the place where merchants at ren faires purchased their stock to resell for 120+$.

It seems like they were bought out, though, because several months ago their website got a major redesign and lo! suddenly their prices jumped by 4-5 times and they match every other retailer's now. What used to sell for 15-40$ now sells for the standard 80-120$. Alas. The cheapest corsets they currently have going are painfully plain solid color overbusts for 40$ on sale - but hey, at least they're still steel boned. AND it seems the bastards don't do the matching skirt anymore at all! Those amazing wholesale-esque prices simply cannot be found anymore.

BUT BUT BUT! This sale is about halfway back to the glory days prices. They do have more variety now, too, so it's worth a look if you're in the market (who isn't?!?!). Notably, their supply of "steampunk" type stuff has skyrocketed, which some people will applaud. I can't attest to the quality of their newer stuff, though, as I have refused to buy from them since they changed, but from what I can tell the stock is mostly the same; I see a lot of the same items that they used to carry. And the staples that were always there were most definitely sturdy. They still include the schematics for most of their corsets, so it looks like they're probably as serious about quality as they used to be.

Even though they don't offer legit corsets for stupidly cheap anymore, this current sale looks like better prices than you'll find most places. It's not a throwback to the glory days, but they've got some good deals going right now. If you're in the market for a corset, then you know how soul-crushingly expensive they can be, but this sale can offer you a bit of relief. Check it out!

Edit: HOLY COW! I just took a closer look at their leather selection, and even their non-sale prices are some of the best around! If you're looking for a leather corset, get over there now!!

FINALLY!! HUGE ELF HAUL!

AAGH! FINALLY!

There were 49 items. Believe it or not, the total came to 63$ shipped. That's why we love e.l.f.! 

This took me forever to edit, so yall had better enjoy it!

Awesome (obviously...) video after THE JUMP!

UPDATE: Eyeshadow trick!

Soooooooooo I got a little accidentally drunk last night, and since I was annoying the hell out of my poor boyfriend with my loud, obnoxious drunken antics, I decided to leave him alone to go hide out in the bathroom and make a drunk makeup video! That video is coming, I promise, but that's not what this post is about. (sorry!) 

In the meantime, I went to slePASSED OUT in my makeup last night. Remember how I said the Jumbo Stick keeps your shadow on and looking like new literally until you wash it off? Here's proof! 

Pics and details after that weird jump-thing!

e.l.f. H.A.U.L.!! Pics and prices inside! YAY!

The moment you've all been waiting for!

Whoooooo! HOLY COW that took aaaaages to put together! So much picture taking and editing and uploading oh my! But it was worth it, for you, my brokeass babes and cheap chicks. I love alla yall. <3

I got my latest haul from e.l.f. in the mail the other day, and I'm so excited to share it with you!

Everything after the jump because I don't want to cramp up the homepage! And because I love saying "after the jump"; it makes me feel like a real blogger!

The mail came! And I created pretty things!

Whew! I've been quiet the last few days! Yall probably thought I forgot about you, right? I didn't, I promise. I've been busy with work, chopping up trees, shopping, and making jewelry. That's right, shopping! Remember that sweet, sweet e.l.f. sale on makeup brushes? Well they came, along with the rest of the awesome stuff I picked up.

Oh, and yes, in fact I did just say I MADE JEWELRY! Pictures after the jump!

Read on for all the details!