Awesome Eyeliner! Review and Infoze!

OK, how about a little cheapy treat? I need to tell you about my new current favorite product of all time for the moment. I got this eyeliner, see... Yeah. It's e.l.f. (shocker, I know), and it is just an extraordinary product.

The Essentials Waterproof Eyeliner Pen (2$ each!) is not like any other eyeliner I've ever had. I don't know if it's the applicator tip or the liquid's chemical makeup or what, but I've never used anything like it. It's not exactly a liquid liner, but it's definitely not a pencil. It's filled with a thick, inky liquid like regular liquid liners, but you don't dip a brush into a pot of paint to apply it, and it doesn't act like liquid eyeliner at all. It's like all pigment or something... closer to a henna, maybe, than anything else; it's really hard to describe. But it. is. awesome.


Here is a jump break because why not. Clickenze link for all the gory details!

OMG I AM ALIVE also ELF 50% OFF SALE!

I've been neglecting you, I know. I'm sorry, and I missed you too. But I have excuses!! I had to plan and then go through with a wedding and a honeymoon! Yap, I got married. It was pretty cool, and, naturally, done on the cheap. (Maaaaybe I'll do a post on it some day!) I married myself a rocket scientist... no joke! Well, actually, he'd tell you that, ahem, he's a missile scientist, and that's harder and more complicated than rocket science. He IS by far the smartest person I've ever met. He's also somehow simultaneously cute and sexy as well as funny and just the right kind of nerdy, like me.

ANYWAY I'M NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT THAT.

Thanksgiving means sales! Wait, it doesn't? Yes it does, these days anyway. Alas

E.L.F. is having a badass sale for Monday. 50% off EVERYTHING and free shipping on 30$ orders. It will be hard to get up to 30$ with their awesome sale prices but whatevs! 

The sale code is CYBER50! ENJOY!

WHAT OTHER AWESOME SALES ARE OUT THERE, CHEAPSKATES???

(and I will be posting a LOT more now that I have stuff like time again...)

CHEAP vs EXPENSIVE - Mineral Eyeshadows!

I have had Bare Minerals Mineral Eyeshadows for years now. They're pretty good! But I picked up several of e.l.f.'s mineral eyeshadows in their recent 50% off sale so that I could compare them.

What do you think? Will the CHEAP product hold up to the one that costs 5x the price??

VIDEO!!

Find out after this jump thing!

FINALLY!! HUGE ELF HAUL!

AAGH! FINALLY!

There were 49 items. Believe it or not, the total came to 63$ shipped. That's why we love e.l.f.! 

This took me forever to edit, so yall had better enjoy it!

Awesome (obviously...) video after THE JUMP!

UPDATE: Eyeshadow trick!

Soooooooooo I got a little accidentally drunk last night, and since I was annoying the hell out of my poor boyfriend with my loud, obnoxious drunken antics, I decided to leave him alone to go hide out in the bathroom and make a drunk makeup video! That video is coming, I promise, but that's not what this post is about. (sorry!) 

In the meantime, I went to slePASSED OUT in my makeup last night. Remember how I said the Jumbo Stick keeps your shadow on and looking like new literally until you wash it off? Here's proof! 

Pics and details after that weird jump-thing!

TRICK: Super-Powered Eyeshadow VIDEO!

VIDEO POSTED! 

Here's a video on my awesome eyeshadow trick where I take 2 cheapass (2 and 3 dollar) products and combine them into one FIVE DOLLAR SUPERPRODUCT that's bolder, better, and longer lasting than anything else out there, no matter how expensive!

AFTER THE JUMP!

CHEAP mineral eyeshadows, CHEAP trendy clothes!

Hello hello all my brokeass babes and cheap chicks! I have gifts for you!

I know it totally seems like all I ever talk about is e.l.f. makeup (cmon, though, they're SO cheap!), buuuuuuuut here's another post. I got a REALLY GREAT sale promo email from them that I have to share.

50% off all e.l.f mineral makeup for 2 days! 

And just so it's not all e.l.f. all the time, lemme link you to my absolute favorite ebay shop in the history of ebay so that you babes, too, can get in on some of that cheap, cheap chicness!

Sale code and links after the jump...

REVIEW: e.l.f. Essential nail polishes

I finally got my (fantastically cheap, of course) tripod, so now I can make videos!

I recently bought five of e.l.f.'s Essential nail polishes because they are sooo cheap, and who doesn't love cute new nail polish colors?! So far, I am quite pleased with them. My omg yay very first video is a quick review of these!

Video after the jump! (Don't you hate how I make you click through? So mean!)

e.l.f. H.A.U.L.!! Pics and prices inside! YAY!

The moment you've all been waiting for!

Whoooooo! HOLY COW that took aaaaages to put together! So much picture taking and editing and uploading oh my! But it was worth it, for you, my brokeass babes and cheap chicks. I love alla yall. <3

I got my latest haul from e.l.f. in the mail the other day, and I'm so excited to share it with you!

Everything after the jump because I don't want to cramp up the homepage! And because I love saying "after the jump"; it makes me feel like a real blogger!