OMG I AM ALIVE also ELF 50% OFF SALE!

I've been neglecting you, I know. I'm sorry, and I missed you too. But I have excuses!! I had to plan and then go through with a wedding and a honeymoon! Yap, I got married. It was pretty cool, and, naturally, done on the cheap. (Maaaaybe I'll do a post on it some day!) I married myself a rocket scientist... no joke! Well, actually, he'd tell you that, ahem, he's a missile scientist, and that's harder and more complicated than rocket science. He IS by far the smartest person I've ever met. He's also somehow simultaneously cute and sexy as well as funny and just the right kind of nerdy, like me.

ANYWAY I'M NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT THAT.

Thanksgiving means sales! Wait, it doesn't? Yes it does, these days anyway. Alas

E.L.F. is having a badass sale for Monday. 50% off EVERYTHING and free shipping on 30$ orders. It will be hard to get up to 30$ with their awesome sale prices but whatevs! 

The sale code is CYBER50! ENJOY!

WHAT OTHER AWESOME SALES ARE OUT THERE, CHEAPSKATES???

(and I will be posting a LOT more now that I have stuff like time again...)

In-shop-tion: We need to go CHEAPER!

There are things and things. Clothes and clothes, shops and shops. And there are prices and prices!

I love Jen's Pirate Booty (NWS link! Careful, some of her models are Not Work Safe!). Her stuff is pretty and light and airy and very comfortable - mainly beachwear or things that look like it - which makes for great clothes in the hot Texas summers.

But holy crap is that stuff expensive! Some of it is much too revealing, too, and many of the 'artsy' modeling photos leave way too much of some things (and very little of others) to the imagination! Surprises are really not what you want at those prices. 

BUT! Look what I happened to come across today! I got this following Mall-Goth-a-Go-Go(because she's just so damn fab)'s SALE link through to a brand/shop I'd never heard of. Just look at this crazy comparison:

Read on for all the details!